Gov: Fuck Mavs signed George! Painful man!
Ken: What's good about it is they got him cheap!
Gov: Yeah tangina! Fucking hurts man!
Ken: Ok lang he can't play with Kobe anyway. Well, not like Kobe can play with anyone.
Gov: Fuck you! It stings! George is the spark off the bench every team needs!
Ken: Not when Kobe's there to douse everyone's spark! His nickname shouldn't be "Black Mamba". It should be "Black Hole"!
Gov: Fuck Battier!
Ken: At least he's more useful than Odom even if it's only because Lamar can't function as well as he can with Kobe sucking the life out of everyone!
Gov: Kobe has found God man!
Ken: God of rape and infinite jumpshots!
Gov: Better than back spasms and having a cousin that plays better!
Ken: Fuck that! Back spasms are unavoidable! Ballhogness is unacceptable behaviour!
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